PABAC

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A weak-willed woman who whines all day and never shuts up

She cried when her coffee was cold. I felt her pain... for about 10 seconds.

She got mad because her ex didn't text her back. Classic PABAC behavior.

She complained about the weather, the internet, and the fact that the moon wasn't smiling at her.

A girl who’s like a broken record and has no personality to speak of

She said the same thing 12 times in one message. I lost count, she didn’t.

She talked about her cat for 2 hours. I didn’t even own a cat.

She called me at 3 AM to tell me about her day. I didn’t ask for that.

A woman who’s always sad, always mad, and always wrong

She was mad because her pizza came late. I was mad because she was mad.

She cried over a $2 discount. I cried over her life choices.

She thought the sky was angry at her. I thought she was angry at the sky.

A girl who thinks the world owes her everything and complains about everything

She said the sun was too bright. I said the sun was too bright for her whining.

She got upset because her phone died. I got upset because she was upset.

She thought the world was against her. I thought the world was right.

A woman who’s always negative and never happy, even when she should be

She was sad even though she won the lottery. I was sad for her.

She thought the party was boring. I thought she was boring.

She grumbled about the cake. I grumbled about her.