paavo

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the gayest piece of garbage ever, always messes with the boys. He promises to pay for a $50,000 trip, but he’s just a fat, anorexic, fake hypebeast who can’t keep his mouth shut.
Paavo just texted me: 'I’m funding the trip, you’ll see!' Then he ate a whole pizza.
He tried to act cool with Oscarboyko but got dizzy and fell over.
He said he’s rich, but his pants are falling down.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a Finnish word for a total annoyance. These people are usually ugly, dumb, and have no life.
My cousin is a paavo. He wears socks with sandals and talks to himself.
Paavo is the reason my mom broke up with her boyfriend.
He showed up at my party and tried to start a debate about cheese.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a cute, geeky Finn who loves setting up servers and smart girls. He also rocks out to metal music like it’s a war.
Paavo setup my server and then asked me out.
He played metal music so loud, my dog ran away.
He told me he would date me if I passed math.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Paavo is a football nut who’s kind of cute. He’s not that smart, but he’s got a good head for the game.
He scored 3 goals in one game and then cried.
He said he’s going to be a pro player, but he failed math.
He tried to teach me football, but I fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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the best Finnish ET player ever. He beats everyone, even Nuestra. Some say he’s got 53 map wins.
Paavo beat Nuestra in 53 maps. No one believes it.
He said he’s going to beat Nuestra again next week.
He even beat Nuestra in a map called 'The Sadness.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a 20-year-old who thinks he’s 36 and is hiding from the law. He’s got a pierced cock, a super fast bike, and has been smoking since he was 5.
Paavo says he’s in witness protection, but his ex still texts him.
He rides a 300mph bike and still gets pulled over.
He smokes so much, his kids are coughing up smoke.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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