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A human who gives smart advice and never lets you down. They’re super logical and will probably end up rich or famous. They won’t change who they are for anyone and will live to be 100 with a bunch of annoying grandkids.
You asked her for life advice, and she told you to stop eating pizza at 2 a. m.
She’s the only one who told you to quit that stupid job.
She’s still alive and has 12 grandkids who all think they’re the favorite.