paav-wala

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A Christian who eats so much bread they should get a degree in it. Usually Goan or Anglo-Indian. They wrap everything in that bread like it’s their life’s purpose.
Hey paav-wala, why you eating a sandwich like it’s your last meal?
That paav-wala ate 10 rolls and still had room for a burger.
Paav-wala said he’d die if he didn’t have bread for breakfast.
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A person who talks like they’re in a Bollywood movie but with English words. They mix Hindi and English so much it sounds like a broken language.
Paav-wala said, 'Maine roll ka bread khaya, aur tumko bhi khana dena hai.'
That paav-wala speaks Hindi like it's a side dish.
I asked him how he's doing, and he said, 'I'm fine, just a little bread-deprived.'
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A Goan who talks like they’re in a fancy restaurant but eats like they’re on a street corner. They live for bread and talk like they’re in a fancy movie.
Paav-wala ordered a pizza and said, 'It’s just bread, but it’s fancy bread.'
That paav-wala said, 'I’m not rich, but I eat like I am.'
He walked in and said, 'I’m not here for the food, I’m here for the bread.'
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