Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A giraffe so tall he could kick you in the head from the top of a building. His nickname is Paatsoon. He's smart, but don't let him know you're dumb.

Paatsoon just walked past me and I felt like a shrimp. I'm gonna cry.

He solved a math problem in my head. I'm gonna fail.

He called me a shrimp in front of my mom. I'm gonna die.

2

A giraffe with a nickname that sounds like a weird Indian food. He's kinda cool, but he'll laugh at your bad jokes.

Paatsoon laughed at my joke about cows. I'm gonna cry.

He called my joke 'weird Indian food.' I'm gonna fail.

He said my joke was like a shrimp. I'm gonna die.

3

A giraffe who's taller than your dad. He's got a nickname that makes no sense. He's smart, but he'll make fun of you.

Paatsoon said my dad was shorter than a shrimp. I'm gonna cry.

He solved my math problem and laughed at me. I'm gonna fail.

He made fun of my hair and called me a shrimp. I'm gonna die.

4

A giraffe who's so tall he could reach the moon. His nickname is Paatsoon. He's smart, but he'll talk down to you.

Paatsoon talked down to me like I was a baby. I'm gonna cry.

He said I was a shrimp. I'm gonna fail.

He solved my problem and laughed at me. I'm gonna die.

5

A giraffe who looks down on you like you're a bug. His nickname is Paatsoon. He's smart, but he's got no mercy.

Paatsoon looked down on me like I was a shrimp. I'm gonna cry.

He solved my math problem and laughed at me. I'm gonna fail.

He called me a bug. I'm gonna die.

6

A giraffe who's got a nickname that makes you feel small. He's kinda cool, but he'll roast you hard.

Paatsoon roasted me in front of my friends. I'm gonna cry.

He called me a shrimp and a bug. I'm gonna fail.

He said my joke was the worst. I'm gonna die.