paating

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Paating is a total legend who can throw things so precise it’s like they were born to hit the bullseye. And trust me, they were.

Paating just threw a dart and hit the center of my face. I’m still blushing.

He threw a crumpled paper at my head and missed. That’s not Paating, that’s a failure.

Paating hit my lunch with a spoon. I’m still hungry, but I’m also mad.

When you’re Paating, you make sounds like a brick hitting a wall, and it happens all the time. Because you're that good.

Paating threw a shoe at my head and it hit. The sound was like a brick hitting a wall. I was impressed.

Every time Paating throws something, it hits. It’s annoying.

I heard the sound of a brick hitting a wall, and it was Paating. I knew it was him.

To Paating is like making a miracle happen with a throw. It’s like magic, but with more swearing.

Paating threw a pencil at my head and hit me. It was like a miracle.

He threw a crumpled paper at my face and hit me. I swear it was magic.

Paating just hit my lunch with a spoon again. I don’t know what’s more annoying, the spoon or the lunch.

PAATs are people who act like they’re fine, but they’re really just hiding their problems. They don’t want to admit they’re broken.

My PAAT said everything was fine, but I know he failed his math test.

She said she was happy, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.

He acted like he didn’t care, but I know he failed his math test.

Joshua Paat syndrome is when you become a girly man with a head the size of a basketball and you start insulting people to feel better.

My cousin has Joshua Paat syndrome. His head is huge, and he insults everyone.

Joshua Paat syndrome is when you play Pokémon and start crying.

He has a huge head and insults me every day. I hate him.