PAAT

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PAAT is when someone is too lazy to be angry but still finds a way to be a pain in the ass. They act like they’re fine, but they’re really just annoyed.

My mom said she’s fine, but she’s been throwing out my old jeans since Tuesday.

My teacher said he’s not mad, but he gave me a pop quiz during lunch.

My friend said he doesn’t care, but he’s been texting me every hour.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

PAATING is when you throw something like it’s a big deal, and it hits the target so perfectly it’s like it had a plan.

My dad threw a baseball at my mom’s head and hit it right in the middle of her forehead.

My brother threw a shoe at my sister’s face and it landed right on her nose.

My friend threw a pizza at my teacher and it hit the whiteboard.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

To PAATING is when you throw something that no one thought could hit, and it does, like it was trying to prove a point.

I threw a sock at my brother’s face and it stuck to his forehead like it was glued there.

My friend threw a sandwich at my teacher and it landed right in front of him.

I threw a piece of paper at my dog and it hit him in the nose.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Joshua Paat syndrome is when someone acts like a kid, has a head bigger than a melon, and talks like they’re the king of the world, even when they’re clearly failing.

My cousin acts like he’s the best at Pokémon, even though he’s lost 10 times in a row.

My uncle has a head like a watermelon and still talks like he’s the most important person in the room.

My brother failed his test but still bragged about it like he got an A.

by Slangipedia 6d ago