Paarthurnax

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Paarthurnax is the boss of the Greybeards who yells so loud he makes dragons blush

My uncle tried to be a Greybeard but got yelled at by Paarthurnax and now he’s deaf

Paarthurnax is the reason I failed my dragon roar test

That old man is so annoying I wish he was a dragon and I could kill him

Paarthurnax is like the Greybeards’ dad who won’t let you be cool unless you yell at dragons

I tried to be cool but Paarthurnax just yelled at me and now I’m not cool

My friend got yelled at by Paarthurnax and now he talks like a dragon

Paarthurnax is the worst dad ever and I hate him

Paarthurnax is the Greybeards’ leader who screams so much he turns dragons into spaghetti

Paarthurnax turned my dragon into spaghetti and now I have to eat it

I tried to fight a dragon but Paarthurnax screamed and it got distracted

That old man is so loud he made my dragon barf