Paarthurnax

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Paarthurnax is the boss of the Greybeards who yells so loud he makes dragons blush
My uncle tried to be a Greybeard but got yelled at by Paarthurnax and now he’s deaf
Paarthurnax is the reason I failed my dragon roar test
That old man is so annoying I wish he was a dragon and I could kill him
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Paarthurnax is like the Greybeards’ dad who won’t let you be cool unless you yell at dragons
I tried to be cool but Paarthurnax just yelled at me and now I’m not cool
My friend got yelled at by Paarthurnax and now he talks like a dragon
Paarthurnax is the worst dad ever and I hate him
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Paarthurnax is the Greybeards’ leader who screams so much he turns dragons into spaghetti
Paarthurnax turned my dragon into spaghetti and now I have to eat it
I tried to fight a dragon but Paarthurnax screamed and it got distracted
That old man is so loud he made my dragon barf
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