Paarth

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The luckiest son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He’s probably Asian, has nice hair, and a face that could make a saint blush. He’s smart, funny, and never acts like he’s better than you. He’s got everyone’s back and doesn’t even need to flirt because he’s already got you hooked.
Paarth walked into the room and the entire class fell silent. Then he laughed and everyone joined in.
I asked Paarth for help with math and he gave me a life lesson instead.
Paarth didn’t even try to win the game, and still managed to make me feel like I lost.
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A brown man who refuses to be anything but brown. Also eats way too many veggies and probably thinks meat is gross.
Paarth told me he’d rather eat a salad than a burger any day. I don’t even know what that means.
At lunch, Paarth took a whole plate of veggies and said ‘this is my power meal.’
Paarth’s friend asked him if he wanted a taco, and he said ‘no thanks, I’m browning it up.’
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When your top laner (usually Darius) absolutely destroys the other guy so hard, you feel like you’ve won the game before it even started.
Paarth Diff happened, and I didn’t even need to play. I just watched it happen.
My friend screamed ‘Paarth Diff’ like it was the best thing ever.
I got a Paarth Diff in my first game, and I’ve been bragging about it ever since.
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