Paarl's Pentagon

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A messed-up pentagon where three sides are the same and two bottom angles are right angles like your mom's cooking. The top has two equal sides connected by any stupid angle.
My geometry teacher drew this on the board and said it was my life.
This shape looks like my face after I ate six burgers.
My dog tried to run around it and got stuck.
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A pentagon that’s like a drunk kid drawing with three sides equal and two right angles at the bottom. The top has two equal sides with some random angle between them like your ex’s excuses.
I saw this shape in my dreams and it yelled at me.
This is what my math homework looked like after I took a nap.
My sister drew this and said it was the future.
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A lopsided pentagon with three sides equal, two bottom angles like your dad’s socks, and two top sides equal with any old angle connecting them. It’s like a lazy kid did geometry.
I failed my math test because of this shape.
This is what my brain looks like on a Monday.
My brother said this shape was the reason he dropped out of school.
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