Paarina

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a clown who hides brain cells under a fake nose and makes you laugh while being a total idiot. sometimes they’re boring. sometimes they’re too horny. either way, they’re a disaster.
Paarina walked into the classroom wearing a wig and a sandwich. The teacher was confused. The class was laughing.
Paarina tried to flirt with the principal. He just stared at him like he was crazy.
Paarina cried because his pizza was cold. He called it a 'tragic burn.'
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a dumbass who thinks jokes are a superpower and mood swings are normal. they’re either too boring or too horny. it’s like watching a bad soap opera.
Paarina tried to tell a joke during math class. No one got it. The teacher gave him a detention.
Paarina was too horny to do homework. He wrote ‘I love pizza’ instead of solving equations.
Paarina cried because his favorite sock was missing. He called it a ‘deep emotional loss.’
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a guy who acts like a clown but has a brain. sometimes they’re dull. sometimes they’re too horny. they’re just a hot mess wrapped in a silly outfit.
Paarina wore a hat made of socks to school. He called it a ‘fashion revolution.’ No one believed him.
Paarina tried to flirt with the janitor. He just handed him a mop and walked away.
Paarina got mad because his cereal was in the wrong bowl. He threw a fit like it was the end of the world.
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