Paarijaat

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a girl who talks back like she’s got a mouth full of fireworks and a brain full of basketballs she can dunk on your face
She told my dad he was a ‘dunk on a bad day’ and then beat him at badminton.
She made my teacher cry with a joke and then scored a triple basket.
She called my dog a ‘floppy loser’ and won the match.
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a girl who’s so sweet she’ll make you cookies but also cuss you out when you lose a game
She gave me chocolate chip cookies and then told me I was a ‘lousy player’.
She cried when I won but then cursed me in the next round.
She made me a cake and then beat me at badminton like I was a rookie.
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a girl who’s like a genius in disguise and also a sports machine that can beat anyone without breaking a sweat
She solved a math problem in her head and then kicked my butt in basketball.
She aced a test and then won the match like it was nothing.
She finished her homework and still had time to beat me at badminton.
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a girl who’s so charming she could make a rock fall in love but also a total pain in the ass when she’s not getting her way
She made my dog follow her around and then called me a ‘sad loser’.
She charmed my teacher and then cussed me out for losing.
She got everyone to like her and then beat me at badminton like I was a rookie.
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a girl who’s like a walking joke machine and also a beast on the court who can make you feel like a complete idiot
She told my dad a joke so good he laughed till he cried and then beat him at basketball.
She made me look like a fool with a joke and then beat me like I was a newbie.
She said my dog was ‘a sad excuse for a dog’ and then beat me at badminton.
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a girl who’s so smart she could calculate the moon’s orbit in her head but also a total nightmare when she’s playing sports
She calculated the moon’s orbit and then beat me at basketball like I was a toddler.
She solved a problem in her head and then beat me at badminton like it was a joke.
She did her homework and still had time to beat me like I was a rookie.
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