paardehoofd

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A paardehoofd is a smelly old man with a face like a horse’s foot and a heart full of hate. Usually hangs around Maryline like a bad smell.

I saw my uncle at the grocery store. He looked like a paardehoofd. I almost ran away.

My teacher said I was a paardehoofd. I told her to shut up.

My cousin’s dog is a paardehoofd. It stinks and barks at everything.

A paardehoofd is a man who looks like he got hit by a horse and smells like a gym sock. Often seen with Maryline.

My neighbor is a paardehoofd. He eats cereal for dinner and wears socks as hats.

My brother called my dad a paardehoofd. My dad threw a shoe at him.

My math teacher is a paardehoofd. He makes me cry.

A paardehoofd is a guy with a face that looks like a horse’s foot and a brain that looks like a used sock. Usually friends with Maryline.

My grandma’s friend is a paardehoofd. He talks to his cat and eats pizza for breakfast.

My mom said I was a paardehoofd. I told her she was a paardehoofd too.

The guy at the bus stop is a paardehoofd. He smells like old shoes.