paanii

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A guy who looks like a god but acts like a doormat at work and tries to talk people into doing the right thing even when he’s too tired to stand up.
He showed up to the meeting with a coffee in one hand and a migraine in the other, still trying to convince us to stop slacking off.
He told his boss he’d do the report if the boss promised not to yell at him, and the boss said yes, and then yelled at him anyway.
He tried to explain why we should all be nice to the new kid, but no one listened because they were too busy fighting over the last donut.
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A guy who looks good enough to be on a magazine cover but will let you walk all over him at work and still tries to make you feel like you’re the best person ever.
He let the whole team skip lunch because he was too busy being polite to the coffee machine.
He took the blame for the failed project even though it was clearly the boss’s fault.
He stood there with a smile while we all laughed at his bad joke, like he didn’t even notice.
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A guy who looks like he could win a beauty pageant but will let you do all the work and still tries to make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world.
He let me take all the credit for the project even though he was the one who did all the work.
He stood in the hallway like a statue while we all made fun of his terrible haircut.
He still tried to convince me to be nice to my ex even though I was clearly going to end up in the hospital.
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