Paaland

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A walking goal machine with the brain of a donkey. He camps like a goblin in the box and kicks in goals like it's his job.
"Paaland is in the box like a beggar at a buffet."
He scored three tap-ins in one game and looked like he was about to cry.
He doesn't run. He just waits for the ball to drop in his mouth.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A player who takes penalties like they're free food and scores goals like he's been paid to do it.
"Paaland took a penalty like it was a snack."
He scored two penalties in a row and looked like he was winning a bet.
He only ever scores goals when he's given a spoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A huge Viking with the brain of a pigeon. He lives in the box and eats goals for breakfast.
"Paaland is in the box like it's his second home."
He scored a tap-in and looked like he'd just been given a gold watch.
He's been on the team for years and still only scores goals when someone gives him a tap-in.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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