Paak

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A Persian word that means ‘clean’, but you don’t want to be clean, you want to be filthy and gross like your uncle after Thanksgiving.
My cousin said ‘paak’ and I knew he was about to eat a whole pie.
My mom yelled ‘paak’ when she saw my socks.
I asked my brother if he was ‘paak’ and he said no, he was ‘paak-er’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A slept-on, underrated, and absolutely ridiculous rapper who thinks he’s the next big thing, but he’s still stuck in the 90s.
Paak said he was going to be bigger than Drake and then he went to sleep.
He dropped a single and no one listened, except my dog.
He tried to do a rap battle and just stood there like a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Boston accent so thick you could swim in it, it means ‘park the car’ but you might as well park it in a lake.
My uncle said ‘paak’ and I had to help him park in a lake.
He said ‘paak’ and I thought he was going to park in Harvard Yard.
He yelled ‘paak’ and the car fell into a lake.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When your internet is as bad as your ex’s dating life, you teleport everywhere, blame everyone, and still lose.
My internet was so bad, I played a game and ended up in Ohio.
I tried to play online, my character went to space, and I blamed my brother.
I had such a bad connection, my character was in the game and I was in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Fallout 76 player who thinks he’s a god, but his internet is worse than his hair, and his ‘paaking’ is just a fancy word for ‘I killed you because I’m better than you.’
He called me ‘paaked’ and I was like, ‘you’re not even connected.’
He said he was the God of PVP, but his internet was slower than my grandma’s walking speed.
He paaked me and then said I was the worst player ever, even though he was the one who disconnected.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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