paaji

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A stupid, brainless, idiot who thinks they’re the king of the world. They’re like a donkey wearing a crown.
PAAJI: I’m gonna fail this test, but I still think I’m the best.
PAAJI: I’m not an idiot, I’m just misunderstood.
PAAJI: I failed 3 tests, but I still think I’m the smartest person in the room.
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A big brother who’s more like a sad, confused, and slightly annoying older sibling who thinks they’re cool.
PAAJI: I’m not annoying, I’m just being a brother.
PAAJI: I’ve been your brother for 10 years, and you still don’t get me.
PAAJI: I’m not sad, I’m just being dramatic.
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The most questionable human on Earth, who can get perfect grades by cheating, last minute cramming, and lying to his teachers. He can sing like a bird, but only if the bird is also a rockstar.
PAAJI: I didn’t cheat, I just had a lucky day.
PAAJI: I can sing like Freddie Mercury, and I don’t even know who he is.
PAAJI: I got an A on the test because I guessed right, not because I studied.
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A guy calls a girl this when he thinks she’s cool, but not cool enough to be called ‘boss’ or ‘queen’.
PAAJI: I’m not cool, I’m just friendly.
PAAJI: I’m not a boss, I’m just a friend.
PAAJI: I’m not a queen, I’m just a person.
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