PAAIS

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A PAAIS is a human of any age wearing sports clothes like a idiot and doing some kind of sport while ignoring everything else around them.

My uncle ran a marathon in the middle of a grocery store.

My mom did yoga in the parking lot while I was trying to park.

My dad played basketball in the mall food court during lunch break.

A PAAIS is someone who looks like they just walked out of a sports commercial and didn’t care who saw them.

I saw a guy doing push-ups in the middle of a traffic jam.

My teacher did a sit-up during class and woke up the entire school.

My cousin played soccer in the middle of a restaurant.

A PAAIS is a person who acts like they’re in a sports movie, even if they’re in the most random place possible.

My brother did a karate chop in the middle of a movie theater.

My neighbor did a sprint during a thunderstorm.

My friend did a dance routine in the middle of a library.