Paagual

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So dumb it makes your brain hurt
You think you're a genius? Paagual, I've seen cows do better.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. Paagual, it's 3 a. m.
She said the president is a robot. Paagual, I'm not even mad.
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Stupid enough to get kicked out of a smart person’s club
He said the moon is made of cheese. Paagual, I'm out.
She tried to argue with a calculator. Paagual, I’m leaving.
He thought gravity was a conspiracy. Paagual, I'm not even here.
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So clueless it’s like they were born in a dark room
He said the sun comes out at night. Paagual, I'm done.
She thought a computer was a pet. Paagual, I'm dead.
He tried to eat a clock. Paagual, I'm in shock.
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Dumb enough to get a gold medal in stupidity
He said the ocean is made of soda. Paagual, I'm speechless.
She tried to solve a math problem with a spoon. Paagual, I'm crying.
He thinks time travel is just a movie. Paagual, I'm tired.
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So dumb it's like they have a donkey for a brain
He said the Earth is flat because it's a pizza. Paagual, I'm gone.
She tried to eat the sun. Paagual, I'm lost.
He thinks clouds are made of cheese. Paagual, I'm dead.
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