paagle

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A person so good they make your brain explode with jealousy
My cousin is a paagle. I failed math. He solved calculus in his sleep.
That guy got a paagle. I got a 'meh.'
She’s a paagle. I’m just a human who got stuck in traffic.
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The kind of person who makes you want to die because they're that good
My teacher is a paagle. I got an F. He got a perfect score.
That kid in class is a paagle. I can’t even do my times tables.
My mom said I was a paagle. I cried. I’m not that good.
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Someone who’s so awesome, they make your life look like a dumpster fire
My friend is a paagle. I live in a dumpster. He lives in a palace.
That guy is a paagle. I failed my test. He aced it and did a backflip.
She’s a paagle. I’m just a human who got dumped by my crush.
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A person so good, they make your brain go 'what the hell just happened?'
That kid is a paagle. I got a D. He got a perfect score and a medal.
My neighbor is a paagle. I live in a house. He lives in a mansion.
She’s a paagle. I’m just a human who got dumped by my crush and failed my math test.
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A person so good, they make you want to cry because you’re that bad
My brother is a paagle. I got a C. He got a perfect score and a pizza.
That guy is a paagle. I failed my test. He aced it and did a dance.
She’s a paagle. I’m just a human who got dumped by my crush and failed my math test.
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