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A game where you pretend to be a gun or a pair of hands. You just walk, shoot, and press buttons. It’s for brain-dead people who think Call of Duty is a masterpiece.
I played 10 hours of this and all I did was shoot a button.
This game is like watching a potato chip get crushed by a robot.
I don’t even need a brain to play this.
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These are games that think you’re cool just because you can run and shoot. They’re made by people who still use the word 'flip' in a sentence.
This game is like being stuck in a haunted house with a bunch of dumb kids.
I shot a door open and that’s the most exciting thing that happened.
I didn’t even need a controller for this.
3
They’re the worst kind of game. You just move around and blast people. It’s like being a robot with a bad attitude and no imagination.
I walked for 45 minutes and shot one guy. That’s it.
This game is like being stuck in a time loop with a trigger finger.
I don’t even need a brain to play this.
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These games are for people who think running and shooting is the height of skill. They’re like the worst kind of brain-dead fun.
I shot a door and that’s all I did for 2 hours.
This game is like being a brain-dead zombie with a gun.
I pressed buttons and that’s all I needed.
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They’re the kind of games you play when you’re too lazy to think. You just run, jump, and blast people. It’s like being a dumb kid in a horror movie.
I spent 3 hours just running and shooting.
This game is like being in a horror movie with a brain-dead kid.
I didn’t even need a brain for this.
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These are games that think you’re cool because you can run and shoot. They’re for people who don’t care if their animations look like a stiff corpse.
This game is like watching a stiff corpse run and shoot.
I shot a button and that’s the most exciting thing that happened.
I don’t even need a brain for this.
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