Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so angry you could punch a penguin and feel good about it

My mom saw my report card and I was so paafn I could’ve fought a bear.

He got paafn when his pizza was late and took a bite out of the delivery guy’s hand.

I was paafn enough to throw my shoes at my brother’s head during dinner.

2

drunk like a raccoon who just ate a whole bag of chips

She was paafn at the party and tried to dance on the table like it was a trampoline.

My uncle got paafn at the bar and tried to sing opera to the bartender.

He was paafn enough to think the moon was a disco ball.

3

so wasted you could fall asleep on a moving train and not notice

At the concert, he got paafn and tried to dance with the security guard.

My friend was paafn and drew on my brother’s face with ketchup.

She was paafn and thought the bus driver was her long-lost lover.

4

so drunk you could trip over your own shadow and not care

He got paafn and tried to wrestle the bartender into a dance-off.

My sister was paafn and tried to talk to the ceiling like it was her best friend.

He was paafn and thought the traffic lights were flashing at him personally.

5

angry enough to start a war just because someone took your fries

My dad was paafn when my brother took the last slice of pizza.

She was paafn enough to yell at the TV when her team lost.

He got paafn when his dog ate his homework and tried to scream at the dog in slow motion.