Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

As passive aggressive as a fart in a phone booth.

'I'm fine,' she said. Then she sent me a text that took three hours to write.

He said he was happy for me. Then he posted a photo of my ex on Instagram.

She said she didn't mind the mess. Then she cleaned my room while I was at school.

2

So passive aggressive it makes your brain hurt.

He said he didn't care about the fight. Then he posted a story about it.

She said she loved the gift. Then she threw it in the trash.

He said he was going to leave. Then he stayed and texted me every hour.

3

Passive aggressive to the point of being a menace.

She said she was okay with the plan. Then she told everyone else it was stupid.

He said he was happy for me. Then he called my ex and said I was boring.

He said he didn't mind the noise. Then he moved out of the apartment.

4

So passive aggressive it's like having a nemesis in your own head.

She said she was fine with the change. Then she changed everything back.

He said he didn't care about the wait. Then he texted me every five minutes.

She said she didn't mind the joke. Then she told everyone else it was mean.

5

Passive aggressive like a toddler with a broken toy.

He said he didn't want to fight. Then he called my mom and said I was rude.

She said she didn't mind the delay. Then she sent me a 20-minute video about it.

He said he was okay with the mess. Then he cleaned my room while I was at work.

6

Passive aggressive to the point of being a ghost in your own life.

She said she didn't care about the message. Then she replied with 20 paragraphs.

He said he didn't mind the comment. Then he posted it on every social media platform.

She said she was happy for me. Then she made my ex her new best friend.