paaaateee

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A party where you get so drunk you forget your own name and laugh at your own jokes like they're the funniest thing ever.

Hey bro, there's a paaaateee at my house tonight. Bring the whiskey and your dumbass.

I went to a paaaateee and ended up singing karaoke to a cat. It was glorious.

My mom said I had to clean my room before I could go to the paaaateee. I cleaned it... with my bare hands.

A party so good it makes you forget you have a job and you're supposed to be paying rent.

I missed my shift at work because of a paaaateee. My boss said I could have a paaaateee for my next paycheck.

The paaaateee was so good, I didn't even remember my ex showed up and cried on my shoulder.

I told my teacher I had a paaaateee and she gave me a warning. I told her I had a paaaateee again and she gave me detention.

A party that turns into a full-blown food fight and you end up eating pizza off the floor like it's the best thing ever.

I went to a paaaateee and ended up in a food fight with my cousin. We both got grounded.

At the paaaateee, the pizza got thrown. I ate it. I was a hero.

The paaaateee was so good, I ate the whole cake, then passed out on the floor.

A party where you laugh so hard you cry and then pass out on the couch like you're royalty.

My friend told me there was a paaaateee, and I showed up so wasted I fell asleep on the pizza box.

I went to a paaaateee and laughed so hard I cried. My friend cried with me. It was a masterpiece.

The paaaateee was so good, I cried, passed out, and woke up with a hangover and a pizza stuck to my face.

A party that turns into a full-blown dance-off and you end up making your parents cry because they have to clean up your mess.

I went to a paaaateee and had a dance-off with my brother. He cried. I won.

At the paaaateee, I danced so hard I knocked over the couch. My mom said I had to clean it up.

The paaaateee was so wild, I ended up dancing on the ceiling. My parents said I had to come down.

A party so good it makes you forget your own name and your friends start calling you 'dumbass' for no reason.

I went to a paaaateee and forgot my name. My friend called me 'dumbass' for like an hour.

At the paaaateee, I forgot my own name and started calling my dog 'dumbass'.

The paaaateee was so good, I forgot my name and my friend said I had to be 'dumbass' for the rest of the week.