Paaaaat!

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At 2:36 a. m. your drunk butt screams for tacos and you yell Pat like it’s the only thing that can save you.

PaAAAAT! I can’t see straight and I need a taco or I’m gonna die.

Pat! My brain is melting and I need tacos now or I’m gonna haunt you.

Pat! I’m not drunk I’m just partially dead and I need tacos.

You’re so wasted at 2:36 a. m. you think Pat is a god and he’ll bring you tacos from another dimension.

Pat! I’m gonna die if I don’t get a taco right now!

Pat! I swear if you don’t bring me a taco I’m gonna curse your whole family.

Pat! I’m not drunk I’m just part of a holy taco ritual!

At 2:36 a. m. you’re so wasted you yell Pat like it’s the last thing you’ll ever say.

Paat! I need a taco or I’m gonna vomit on the floor!

Pat! I’m not drunk I’m just partially dead and I need a taco or I’m gonna die!

Pat! I just ate a taco and I’m already drunk again.