paaaaaaaaackages

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What UPS drivers yell in your ear when they're too fat to move and too lazy to knock.

'PAAAAAAAGUESSSSSSSSS' yelled at me while I was eating tacos.

'PAAAAAAAGES' screamed at me like I owed them money.

'PAAAAAAAGES' shouted while I was trying to sleep.

The worst kind of scream you hear when a UPS guy is mad at your dog.

'PAAAAAAAGES' yelled when my dog bit his leg.

'PAAAAAAAGES' came out of nowhere when I opened the door.

'PAAAAAAAGES' while he was still holding my mail.

A loud, stupid word that UPS drivers use to make people feel stupid.

'PAAAAAAAGES' said while I was watching TV.

'PAAAAAAAGES' came out of his mouth like he was possessed.

'PAAAAAAAGES' while I was trying to text my mom.

A sound that comes out of a UPS driver’s mouth when they’re too tired to be polite.

'PAAAAAAAGES' while he was still wearing his hat.

'PAAAAAAAGES' as I was walking my dog.

'PAAAAAAAGES' right before he left.

What UPS drivers say when they're too fat to walk and too angry to be quiet.

'PAAAAAAAGES' while he was eating a donut.

'PAAAAAAAGES' while I was on the phone.

'PAAAAAAAGES' as he was still holding my package.

A scream UPS drivers use to make people feel like they're being judged.

'PAAAAAAAGES' while I was eating pizza.

'PAAAAAAAGES' right after I said 'hello.'

'PAAAAAAAGES' as if I had done something wrong.