PAAAAAAAAAAAT

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a person who smells like a wet dog, speaks like a broken radio, and has the brain of a goldfish that got hit by a truck

My cousin is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.

My teacher is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. She yells at the board and thinks it’s a student.

My dog is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He barks at my mom and thinks he’s the boss.

a human who thinks they're cool, but they're just loud and bad at everything

My brother is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat threw up on a keyboard.

My neighbor is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He wears a hat to bed and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My friend is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to cook and burned the toast, the bread, and his soul.

a person who acts like they’re important, but everyone else knows they’re just a mess

My mom is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. She thinks she’s a queen, but she forgot her own name yesterday.

My boss is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a power move.

My brother is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to be a superhero and fell into a pile of pizza.

a person who talks too much, doesn’t know what they’re doing, and makes everyone else want to die

My teacher is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. She talks for an hour and forgets what the question was.

My friend is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.

My dad is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to build a treehouse and it collapsed into a lake.

a human who looks like they were dropped on the floor and forgot how to walk

My uncle is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He wears socks on his hands and thinks it’s a style.

My friend is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.

My mom is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. She tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.