Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a personal ass assistant is someone who gives you the best ass and no one else gets it

My PAA just texted me, 'You're on duty tonight.'

He called me at 2 a. m. and said, 'You're my PAA now.'

She sent a photo of her feet and said, 'This is your new PAA.'

2

Paacking Awsome Artist is a guy who paints awesome stuff but also smells like old pizza and regret

He DMed me, 'I just painted a dragon and it looks like my ex.'

His latest tweet said, 'Art is pain. And pizza.'

He posted a selfie with a paintbrush and a bag of chips.

3

Party Animals Anonymous is a group of people who think every party is a chance to get wasted and forget their life

My friend joined PAA and now he drinks at 7 a. m.

They meet every Friday and just yell and drink soda.

One member said, 'I came to the meeting and forgot my name.'

4

The People Against Acronyms are the ones who get mad when you use too many letters to say one thing

They sent me a rant about PAA and called it 'a stupid mess.'

One guy said, 'I hate acronyms more than my mom's cooking.'

They posted, 'Please just say it like a normal person.'

5

A planner or paper thing where you write down people's info and when they're coming to bother you

My PAA is full of names and times I have to be somewhere I don't want to be.

I wrote my crush's number in my PAA and now I can't stop thinking about him.

My PAA has so many appointments I might need a new one.

6

Potential Ass Alert is when you get a message that makes you think you might get some ass soon and you hope it's true

He texted me, 'I'm near your house. Maybe I'll see you.'

She called me and said, 'I'm drunk. I might come over.'

He sent a photo of a pizza and said, 'This is your Potential Ass Alert.'

7

Paa is the Filipino word for foot. That means you're walking on something that's supposed to be part of your body, not your life

My Paa hurts so much I think I'll die.

I stepped on a nail with my Paa and now I'm mad.

My Paa is the reason I can't dance at parties anymore.