pa weenie

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A pa who’s so weenie he thinks a sandwich is a love letter.
My pa weenie asked the burger for a second date.
He tried to flirt with the ketchup bottle.
He got dizzy from too much hot dog love.
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A pa so weenie he thinks his pants are a dating app.
He swiped right on the first sock he saw.
He matched with the laundry basket.
He got rejected by the vacuum cleaner.
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A pa who’s weenie enough to believe a donut is a proposal.
He said yes to the cream-filled ring.
He cried when the jelly filled up.
He proposed to the coffee cup.
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