Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drunk person's juice box. Half poison, half syrup. Named after a town where everyone drinks to forget their lives.

I had 3 PA Styles and still cried in my cereal.

My dad drinks PA Style like it's his last meal.

My mom says it's the only thing that keeps her from punching my brother.

2

A cheap way to get drunk. It’s like a juice box but with more farts and less dignity.

I tried a PA Style and it tasted like regret.

My cousin drinks PA Style and talks to the ceiling.

PA Style is the reason I failed math.

3

A drink so bad it makes your soul cry. Half alcohol, half embarrassment.

My brother drinks PA Style and screams at the TV.

I had a PA Style and it gave me a headache and a bad haircut.

My teacher says PA Style is the reason I’m late to class.

4

The drink of the desperate. It’s like a juice box that’s been through hell and came back with a hangover.

I drank a PA Style and my dog ran away.

My mom drinks PA Style and talks to the fridge.

PA Style is the only thing that keeps me from failing life.

5

A drink so weak it’s like drinking a punchline that doesn’t work.

I had a PA Style and it made me laugh at my own bad jokes.

My dad drinks PA Style and sings show tunes.

PA Style is the reason I can’t remember my own name.

6

A drink for people who don’t know what they want but are still sad about it.

I had a PA Style and it reminded me I’m broke.

My sister drinks PA Style and cries at the grocery store.

PA Style is like a sad hug from a stranger.