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When you’re riding on a shiny new road in Pennsylvania and then some idiot’s car explodes into a hole right in front of you.
I was doing 70 and my car took a dive into a hole so deep it looked like it was trying to swallow my car whole.
The road looked brand new. Then I hit a hole that sounded like my car just got a divorce.
That pothole wasn’t just a hole. It was a trap. A trap set by the devil himself.
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When you're in Pennsylvania and the road looks like a snob, but then it hits you with a hole so big it could fit a truck inside.
I was driving like I owned the road. Then I hit a hole that felt like it was personal.
That pothole didn’t just damage my tire. It damaged my pride.
The hole was so big, I thought my car was going to take a nap in it.
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When you're in Pennsylvania and the road is fresh like a new loaf of bread, but then it bites you with a hole that feels like it was made by a grumpy giant.
I was feeling fancy. Then I hit a hole that made my car sound like it was screaming.
That pothole was not just a hole. It was a grumpy giant’s revenge.
The hole was so big, I thought my car was going to be buried in it.
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