PA Ronnie

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The king of Pennsylvania who lets no one in without a bribe and a good attitude.

PA Ronnie just let me in because I told him my mom works at the DMV.

I tried to sneak in, but PA Ronnie saw me and said, 'You ain't getting through this gate without a dollar and a prayer.'

PA Ronnie gave me the finger when I asked for a shortcut through the park.

A godlike man who rules Pennsylvania and makes everyone pay for the privilege of being there.

PA Ronnie charged me $50 for parking my car in the wrong spot.

I tried to skip the toll, but PA Ronnie showed up like a ghost and said, 'You didn't pay, you didn't pass.'

PA Ronnie took my lunch money just for looking at him wrong.

The man who runs Pennsylvania like it's his own personal prison and charges for everything.

PA Ronnie locked me out of the state because I forgot my password.

I asked for a break, but PA Ronnie said, 'No breaks. No mercy. Just fees.'

PA Ronnie gave me a ticket for breathing too loud in the state capitol.