pa pow

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A loud shout you yell when you’re stupid happy. Usually when you’re too wasted to think straight. Sometimes you slap your palms together like a dumbass.
Pa pow! I just got a 3000% damage boost in the game!
Pa pow! I just drank a whole bottle of energy drink and now I’m a walking explosion.
Pa pow! I just peed on the floor and it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A fancy word for getting completely destroyed. Like when you lose a fight and it’s so bad, you wish you were dead.
I got pwned by a kid who plays Minecraft for 12 hours a day.
That joke was pwned. I laughed once and then it got awkward.
I got pwned in the game. I’m now the weakest link.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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The last part of a joke that’s so bad, it makes you question your life choices. Usually said when you’re too tired to care.
He said, ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ Pa pow! ‘To get to the other side, and then die.’
She told a joke. Pa pow! It was so bad, I considered quitting life.
I told a joke. Pa pow! I now regret being born.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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What you whisper in your lover’s ear when you’re so messed up, you don’t know if you want to live or die. Like when you’re stuck in a bad relationship and there’s no escape.
Pa pow! I love you, but I also hate you and I want to kill you.
Pa pow! This is the worst relationship ever.
Pa pow! I’m still with you, but I’m also considering running away.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A stupid phrase that means ‘Mike likes to suck big floppy donkey dick.’ Said in a weird animal language. Sounds like nonsense but it’s just Mike’s life.
Mike just said, ‘Pa pow!’ and now I know he’s been doing weird donkey stuff.
Pa pow! I think Mike is now a donkey.
Pa pow! I’ve been doing donkey stuff since 2007.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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What you say when you have to make up a nickname on the spot and you’re too lazy to think of anything better. Currently used by a person named Raina, who is probably also lazy.
Pa pow! My nickname is now ‘Raina’ and I’m proud.
Pa pow! I just made up a nickname and I’m not sorry.
Pa pow! My nickname is so bad, it’s legendary.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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