Pa Pew

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A smelly, lazy butt who talks like Morgan Freeman while telling everyone how much he shagged last night.

Pa Pew: "I'm not just a guy. I'm a legend. And I had 12 tacos for breakfast." #TacoAss

Pa Pew DMs: "You think you're tough? I once shagged a taco and it was hot." #MorganFreemanVibes

At the gym, Pa Pew says, "I don't lift weights. I lift tacos." #SmellOfSin

A guy who smells like old tacos and thinks he's cool because he can narrate his own sex life.

Pa Pew: "She was beautiful. Like a taco on a Sunday morning." #NarrationVibes

Pa Pew tweets: "I just shagged a taco and it was the best day of my life." #TacoLove

Pa Pew at the bar: "I don't just drink beer. I drink the legacy of tacos." #TacoAss

A person who smells like a taco dump and believes he's the next Morgan Freeman because he can talk about his sex life.

Pa Pew: "I don't just eat tacos. I live them." #TacoLife

Pa Pew DMs: "I had sex with a taco and it was like a movie." #MorganFreemanVibes

Pa Pew at the park: "I don't just sit. I sit like a legend." #TacoAss