pa lifer

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A pa lifer is a person who was born in Pennsylvania and has never left. They're usually broke, rednecks, or just plain stupid. They think fancy dinners are just a bunch of soggy fries and ketchup.
My cousin went to a buffet and asked if the shrimp was free.
He tried to order wine and said, 'Just give me a soda, I don't know what wine is.'
He thought a cocktail party was a bar with free pizza.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A pa lifer is someone who was born in PA and stayed there because they're too cheap to travel. They think a suit is just a pair of jeans and a shirt, and they can’t tell the difference between a wine glass and a soda can.
At the wedding, he tried to toast with a soda can and spilled it on the bride.
He showed up in a shirt that had a hole in it and said it was ‘fancy.’
He thought the waiter was a friend and started shouting at him.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A pa lifer is someone who was born in Pennsylvania and still lives there because they're too dumb to leave. They can’t tell a steak from a burger and think fancy shoes are just something you wear when you go to the mall.
He tried to wear his shoes to a fancy dinner and said, 'These are my best shoes.'
He asked the waiter if the steak was a burger and said, 'I’ve never had a steak before.'
He tried to dance at a party and fell over because he didn’t know how to dance.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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