pa-changa-chang

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The hole where a woman lets out all her secrets and smells. Also where magic happens if you're lucky.
My aunt said her pa-changa-chang smells like old pizza and regret.
He asked her for a pa-changa-chang and got a middle finger instead.
I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'You're just going to pa-changa-chang at some guy.'
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A place where women hide their brains and let out their bad breath.
She said she'd never let him near her pa-changa-chang again. He cried.
My sister's pa-changa-chang is so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He tried to kiss her. She said, 'Not until you clean your pa-changa-chang.'
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The thing that makes women powerful and men weak. Also where magic starts.
He said he'd take her pa-changa-chang to the moon. She said, 'Bring me back a sandwich.'
My friend's pa-changa-chang is so big, it has its own zip code.
She said, 'I'll pa-changa-chang you in front of your whole class.' He fainted.
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A magical hole that can make you feel good or make you want to die.
He tried to touch her pa-changa-chang and got a burn mark on his hand.
My mom said, 'If you don't stop talking about pa-changa-chang, I'll pa-changa-chang you.'
He said he'd pay her a thousand dollars to let him see her pa-changa-chang.
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The most important part of a woman. Also the part that can ruin your life.
He said, 'I'll marry you if you let me pa-changa-chang you.' She said, 'No.'
My teacher said, 'If you keep talking about pa-changa-chang, I'll write you a detention.'
She said, 'You pa-changa-chang me in front of my friends.' He said, 'You asked for it.'
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