Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a Norwegian phone that makes your brain explode from all the dumb stuff you post on it.

My cousin got a p9 and now he texts his grandma 20 times a day.

I got a p9 and now my mom knows my secrets.

My p9 is so bad it tried to call my dog.

2

A short way to say pill nane in Albania, which is just a fancy way of saying you're high and your brain is on fire.

My Albanian cousin said, 'I'm p9-ing like a mad man.'

She p9-ed and started dancing in the street.

He was p9-ing so hard he forgot to eat.

3

A word from Albania that means you're being totally roasted by someone like they're the best at it.

My Albanian uncle p9-ed me for eating too much pizza.

She got p9-ed for wearing socks with sandals.

He p9-ed me in front of my whole class.

4

When you're giving someone a blow job and you're doing it so good they're about to cry.

He p9-ed me and I cried like a baby.

I p9-ed my brother and he asked for more.

She p9-ed me and I got a headache from it.

5

A guy with a huge penis, so big it could probably knock out a door.

My friend is a p9, and he can do pull-ups with his penis.

She said he was a p9 and he blushed.

He's a p9 and he can make the whole class laugh.

6

When your parents jump over your shoulder and start yelling at you for being online too much.

My mom p9-ed me for watching TikTok all day.

My dad p9-ed me for playing video games.

My parents p9-ed me for sending dumb texts.

7

A group of people all giving each other blow jobs in a circle, like a stupid party.

We had a p9 and it was the worst party ever.

My friends did a p9 and I got dizzy.

We did a p9 and my teacher walked in.