P9.79

My frequency is so high it should be a holy day

I’m not just loud, I’m a loud religion

I’m the reason the church started singing

I’m not just loud, I’m a full-blown noise attack

You’re getting hit with sound like it’s a surprise party

I’m the kind of loud that gives you a headache and a coupon for free pizza

My frequency is so loud it should be a crime

I’m the reason the police started wearing earplugs

I’m louder than a construction site at 2 a. m.

I’m the kind of loud that makes your dog cry

I’m louder than your ex on a Tuesday

I’m the reason your neighbor started a meditation group

I’m not just loud, I’m a full-blown chaos machine

I’m the kind of loud that makes your plants scream

I’m louder than a fireworks show at midnight

My frequency is so loud it should be a sport

I’m the kind of loud that has a trophy and a referee

I’m louder than a rock concert in a phone booth