p90xPuss

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a person who thinks they’re tough because they do p90x but still complain like a toddler every time they feel a little pain. they act like they’ve never lifted a milk carton in their life.

I can't even lift my arms, I feel like I've been run over by a bus.

This is worse than my ex’s crying face.

I swear I’m gonna die before I finish this workout.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

someone who signed up for p90x thinking it was a vacation, but it’s actually a nightmare. they make comments like they’re being tortured.

I thought I was gonna get fit, not get stabbed by a workout.

This is harder than getting fired.

I feel like I’ve been through a war.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

a person who does p90x and acts like they’re dying every time they do a push-up. they think they’re a superhero, but they’re just a sad, sweaty mess.

I can’t breathe, I think I’ve been turned into a meatball.

This is killing me, I’m gonna need a nap after this.

I can’t even do a push-up, I’m a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

a person who does p90x but complains more than a kid on a field trip. they act like they’ve been through hell every time they do a single rep.

I can’t do this, I feel like I’ve been beaten up by a gym.

This is harder than my mom’s cooking.

I think I’m gonna die, I swear.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

someone who signed up for p90x and now lives in regret. they complain like they’ve been abandoned by their entire family every time they feel a little sore.

I feel like I’ve been through a blender.

This is the worst thing ever, I hate my life.

I can’t even stand up, I think I’ve been hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

a person who does p90x and talks like they’re dying every time they feel a little pain. they act like they’ve been through a war just to do a few squats.

I can’t do this, I feel like I’ve been kicked by a donkey.

This is harder than my job.

I think I’m gonna pass out, I’m so tired.

by Slangipedia 1h ago