Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you decide to torture yourself with a workout video that makes you wish you were dead.

I just P90Xed and my legs feel like they’re on fire.

I tried P90Xing and now I hate my life.

After P90Xing, I ate a whole pizza and cried.

2

Doing a workout video that makes you swear at the screen like it wronged you.

I P90Xed and yelled at the TV like it was my ex.

P90Xing is like being forced to run by a bunch of angry beavers.

I P90Xed so hard, my neighbor called the police.

3

When you do a workout video and your body feels like it was run over by a truck.

After P90Xing, I could barely walk and my dog laughed at me.

I did P90Xing and my muscles are screaming for mercy.

P90Xing is like getting hit by a flamingo and then doing push-ups.

4

When you choose to endure a workout video that makes you question your life choices.

I P90Xed and now I’m wondering why I ever left my bed.

P90Xing is like being forced to do homework on a Saturday.

I P90Xed and my soul is now in a dumpster.

5

Doing a workout video that turns your body into a meatball and your mind into a broken toaster.

After P90Xing, I looked like a meatball and my brain was fried.

I P90Xed so hard, my brain short-circuited.

P90Xing is like being grilled by a group of angry chefs.

6

When you do a workout video and your body is so sore, it’s like it got into a fight with a bear.

I P90Xed and my body is sore like it got beat up by a bear.

After P90Xing, I could barely move and my dog felt sorry for me.

P90Xing is like getting hit by a bear and then doing squats.