P90seX

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A sex session so brutal it feels like you just ran a marathon while getting punched in the face by a flamingo.

I had P90seX with my cousin and now I can't walk. My legs are screaming.

My bf said he'd take it easy, but P90seX turned into a wrestling match. I still have bruises.

My mom walked in on my P90seX and now she's asking if I want to join her Zumba class.

When your love life becomes a workout, and your body feels like it got hit by a truck after every session.

After P90seX with my bf, I looked like I just did a burpee challenge with a bear.

I tried P90seX with my neighbor and now I can't sit down. My ass is on fire.

My dog started barking during my P90seX. I think he saw my face.

A wild, sweaty, and extremely painful version of sex that leaves you wondering why you ever agreed to it in the first place.

My P90seX with my sister was so intense, I think I broke my back. And my pride.

I did P90seX with my crush and now my face is red. My hair is wild. My dignity is gone.

After P90seX with my dad, I think he's trying to kill me. Or make me a better athlete.