P90 n00b

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A CoD 4 player who’s a complete waste of time unless he grabs a P90. He’ll shoot first even if he’s running into someone. Everyone else cusses him out because the P90 is the best gun ever, and he’s just a lazy, aimless slob who relies on it.
"He shot me before I even saw him! He’s just a P90 n00b!"
"That guy’s a P90 n00b. He doesn’t even need to aim!"
"He’s a P90 n00b. He’s like a cheater with a gun."
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A CoD 4 player who’s only good when he has a P90. He’ll run up and fire like a lunatic. Everyone else gives him the middle finger because the P90 is so good it’s unfair. He’s just a glorified n00b.
"That guy ran at me like a maniac with a P90. He’s a n00b!"
"He’s a P90 n00b. He doesn’t even need to think!"
"He’s a P90 n00b. He’s like a robot with a gun."
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A CoD 4 player who can’t shoot straight unless he’s holding a P90. He’ll fire at you before you even blink. People hate him because the P90 is the best gun in the game. He’s just a sad, aimless n00b.
"He shot me before I even took a breath. He’s a P90 n00b!"
"He’s a P90 n00b. He doesn’t even need to aim!"
"He’s a P90 n00b. He’s like a cheat with a gun."
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