p9

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A short way to say pill none in Albania. It’s like the Albanian version of a mofugga.

My cousin said he was going to Albania for a p9. I asked, 'What's that?' He said, 'You'll find out when you're there.'

My uncle says he learned p9 in Albania. Now he just says it when he's talking to his friends.

My teacher told me p9 is a word from Albania. I said, 'So what?' She said, 'So that's your homework.'

A fancy way to say you're giving someone a blow job. Very basic and very loud.

My friend told me he p9’d his math teacher. I asked, 'Why?' He said, 'Because she gave him a B.'

My mom told me I p9’d my brother. I said, 'No, I just blew him.' She said, 'That’s what p9 is.'

My dad said he p9’d my uncle. I asked, 'Why?' He said, 'He was being a fugga.'

A phone from Norway. It’s not just a phone, it’s a lifestyle.

My friend got a P9 from Norway. He said, 'It’s the best phone in the world.' I said, 'Is it?' He said, 'Yes. It’s Norwegian.'

I asked my brother why he got a P9. He said, 'Because it’s from Norway.' I said, 'So what?' He said, 'So it’s cool.'

My cousin said she got a P9. I asked, 'What's that?' She said, 'It’s a phone from Norway.' I said, 'So what?' She said, 'So it’s fancy.'

A word used to describe how big a guy’s penis is. A P9 is like the biggest you can get. It's the size of a brick.

My friend said his dad has a P9. I asked, 'What’s that?' He said, 'A big penis.' I said, 'So what?' He said, 'So it’s huge.'

My teacher told me a P9 is the biggest size. I said, 'So what?' She said, 'So you can’t even see it.'

My cousin said his uncle has a P9. I asked, 'Why?' He said, 'Because he’s a fugga.'

When your parents show up behind you on the internet, like they’re watching you do something stupid.

My friend got a parent alert while watching TikTok. His mom showed up behind him and said, 'You’re doing something stupid.'

I got a parent alert while playing Fortnite. My dad showed up behind me and said, 'You’re being a fugga.'

My cousin got a parent alert while watching YouTube. His mom showed up behind him and said, 'You’re wasting your time.'

When a bunch of people are all giving each other blow jobs in a line. It’s like a circle of fuggas.

My friend told me he p9’d with his friends. I asked, 'What’s that?' He said, 'We all gave each other blow jobs in a line.'

I p9’d with my brother and his friends. It was like a whole circle of fuggas.

My cousin said she p9’d with her friends. I asked, 'What’s that?' She said, 'We all did blow jobs in a line.'