P8per

I saw your tweet and now I'm following you, you're officially part of the chaos

I'm not following you, but I'm still getting roasted by the internet gods

You're not a real person if you don't follow @p8pers

I ignored @p8pers and now my feed is full of garbage

I skipped the follow and woke up with 100 notifications

You thought you were safe, but @p8pers got you

I didn't follow them and now I'm the joke of the week

They called me a joke, and I didn't even follow them

My friends laughed at me because I didn't follow @p8pers

You're a loser if you don't follow @p8pers

I followed them and you're still a loser

Don't be the one who didn't follow

I followed them and you're still stuck in the mud

You're left in the dust while I'm rolling with the cool kids

Don't be the one left behind because you didn’t follow

I followed them and you're still sad

You're just another sad person who didn’t follow

You're not cool, you're just sad