p8700

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#laptop trash #slow processor #Intel failure

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a piece of Intel trash that somehow works inside your laptop. it runs at 2.53 Ghz and costs about $220. you get what you pay for, and this is the laptop version of getting hit by a bus.

my laptop is slower than my grandma’s phone. this p8700 is the reason why.

i paid $220 for this processor, and it’s slower than my cousin’s old phone.

this p8700 is like a used donkey trying to run a race.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

a weak Intel chip that costs more than it should. it has 3 mb of cache and a 1066 mhz bus. it's the kind of processor that makes your laptop cry.

this p8700 is so weak, it can’t even handle my basic video calls.

i bought this chip for $220, and it’s slower than my brother’s old phone.

my laptop feels like it's dying because of this p8700.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

a low-end Intel processor that works in laptops. it’s not great, but it’s not the worst. it’s like the ugly cousin of the processor family.

this p8700 is like the ugly cousin of processors. it’s not bad, but it’s not good either.

my laptop is running on this p8700, and it’s like watching a sloth run a marathon.

this p8700 is the reason my laptop takes forever to load.

by Slangipedia 12h ago