p5js

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A stupid Javascript thing that lets you draw on a canvas like it's your enemy. It became famous because of Daniel Shiffman, who acts like he invented the wheel.
My teacher made us use p5js and I cried.
I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a potato.
Daniel Shiffman is the worst teacher ever.
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A cursed JavaScript library that makes you draw on a canvas until you go mad. It’s so popular because of Daniel Shiffman, who thinks he’s cool.
My brain is melting from p5js.
I drew a dog and it looked like a blob.
Daniel Shiffman is a fraud.
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A JavaScript tool that lets you draw on a canvas like it’s your job. It got famous because of Daniel Shiffman, who acts like he’s the best coder ever.
p5js is my nemesis.
I drew a house and it looked like a pile of bricks.
Daniel Shiffman is the best teacher ever.
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A dumb JavaScript thing that lets you draw on a canvas like you're in prison. It became famous because of Daniel Shiffman, who thinks he's a genius.
p5js is like being tortured.
I drew a bird and it looked like a sad pancake.
Daniel Shiffman is a genius.
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A JavaScript library that lets you draw on a canvas like it's your ex. It got popular because of Daniel Shiffman, who thinks he's the king of coding.
p5js is like my ex.
I drew a car and it looked like a broken toy.
Daniel Shiffman is the king of coding.
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