p4u

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A dirty short way to say you’re begging God to save someone from their stupid life choices or their bad luck.
My cousin got fired and texted me: p4u
My mom sent me a group chat: p4u
My crush broke up with me, so I posted: p4u
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You use it when you think someone needs a miracle, like they’re going to die or get stuck in a toilet forever.
My brother got stuck in a toilet and I said: p4u
My friend failed a test and I messaged: p4u
My dog ran away and I posted: p4u
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It’s like a prayer but you’re too lazy to type the whole thing. You just say p4u and hope someone gets it.
My friend texted me: p4u after she got dumped
My brother used it in a tweet: p4u
I used it in a DM to my crush: p4u
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You say p4u when you think someone is doomed and you’re too tired to do anything about it.
My friend failed a test and I said: p4u
My cousin got fired and texted me: p4u
My dog ran away and I posted: p4u
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A dirty short prayer you use when you’re too lazy to say the whole thing and you hope God listens.
My crush broke up with me, so I posted: p4u
My friend failed a test and I messaged: p4u
My mom sent me a group chat: p4u
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