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the best buddy ever who can kill you in Splatoon and still make a TikTok about it

he beat me in a 1v1 and then posted a TikTok of me crying

he made a TikTok about my face when I got eliminated

he sent me a DM saying 'you looked like a f***ing idiot in that battle'

a guy who plays Splatoon so hard he might get expelled from school just for being that good

he played Splatoon during lunch and got in trouble

he beat my dad in Splatoon and posted it on TikTok

he texted me during a test saying 'you need to beat me in Splatoon or I'll f***ing fail you'

a legend in Splatoon, a TikTok star, and your personal nightmare in every battle

he beat me in Splatoon and then made a TikTok about it

he texted me during class saying 'you are going down today'

he posted a TikTok of me facepalming after I got eliminated

a guy who plays Splatoon like it's his job and makes TikToks like it's his hobby

he played Splatoon for 3 hours straight and made a TikTok about it

he sent me a DM during math class saying 'you are going to lose this battle'

he posted a TikTok of me screaming when I got eliminated

a Splatoon beast who also makes TikToks so good they might make you cry or laugh or both

he beat me in Splatoon and posted a TikTok of me crying

he made a TikTok about me getting eliminated and I cried

he sent me a DM saying 'you are going to get f***ed in this battle'