Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A piece of fabric you wear on your legs to hide your embarrassment and your lack of style.

My pants are so saggy they look like they’re about to commit suicide.

I wore these pants to the party and got called 'the human tent.'

My grandma says my pants are so low they’re doing yoga.

2

What you wear on your legs when you’re too lazy to put on actual pants.

I wore my pajama pants to work and my boss said I was ‘working from home.’

I tried to wear my shorts as pants and now I’m stuck in between.

My pants are so baggy they could hold a whole family.

3

The only thing keeping your ass from being exposed to the whole world.

These pants are so tight I can’t even breathe.

I wore these pants and now I’m getting stared at by the whole bus.

My pants are so low my shoes are getting a front-row seat.

4

A piece of clothing you wear on your legs, but only if you’re trying to look cool and failing.

My pants are so loud they’re screaming at me.

I wore these pants and my friend said I looked like a clown.

These pants are so messy they look like they got into a fight.

5

What you wear on your legs when you’re too tired to care about looking decent.

These pants are so wrinkled they look like they’ve been through war.

I wore these pants and got called 'the human rug.'

My pants are so dirty they look like they live in a sewer.