P45'd

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Getting the boot from your job in the UK, usually because your boss is a grumpy old man with a hangover

My boss told me I was P45'd because I took too long to make coffee.

I got P45'd after I told the client their idea was 'a load of old tosh'.

They P45'd me because I fell asleep during a meeting and started snoring like a donkey.

Being fired in the UK like you’re a failed experiment and your boss is the scientist who gave up on you

They P45'd me because I forgot to send the report and my coffee was cold.

I got P45'd because I told the office printer it was 'a waste of paper and time'.

My boss P45'd me because I took three days to reply to an email.

When your job kicks you out in the UK, like you’re the unwanted guest at a family reunion

They P45'd me because I called the office ‘a dump’ in front of the boss.

I got P45'd because I showed up to work with a tattoo of a donkey on my arm.

My boss P45'd me after I told the client their plan was ‘a disaster waiting to happen’.